Nonsense Verse

from by Frankly Maximum



One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man came to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and killed those two dead boys.
A paralysed donkey walking by,
Kicked the copper in the eye,

Sent him through a rubber wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
(If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man -- he saw it too!)


from Space Vampire, released December 13, 2013
Vocals: Calum Potter
Lyrics: Folk rhyme
Bass Guitar: Fraser Sharp
Drums: Ross Duffy
Lead Guitar: Ewan Rayner
Rhythm Guitar: Calum Potter



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